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For every enthusiast whose bank account doesn’t match their build.
This piece is made for the drivers who understand one universal truth:
Your wallet may hurt…
but your car looks amazing.
Whether you’re saving for coilovers, wheels, a tune, or that “one last mod,” this hoodie tells the world exactly why your bank balance looks the way it does — and why it’s worth it.
Clean front.
Bold quote on the back.
A perfect conversation starter at meets, cruises, or anywhere you like to gather.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
•Product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, or Cambodia
"Car Poor" T-shirt
$34.99 USD
This piece is made for the drivers who understand one universal truth:
Your wallet may hurt…
but your car looks amazing.
Whether you’re saving for coilovers, wheels, a tune, or that “one last mod,” this hoodie tells the world exactly why your bank balance looks the way it does — and why it’s worth it.
Clean front.
Bold quote on the back.
A perfect conversation starter at meets, cruises, or anywhere you like to gather.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
•Product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, or Cambodia
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 17 ½ |
| S | 28 | 19 |
| M | 29 | 20 ½ |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |